tumblr if Leo wins the Oscar
tumblr if Leo doesn’t win the Oscar
serious question: why aren’t dumb bro movies called dick flicks?
I AM CALLING THEM THIS NOW.
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
i stopped caring when i was like 3
i dont understand, my mom told me the best way to get a job is to butter the interviewer up. now im here with an angry old fellow covered in butter and a court ordered restraining order.
please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly
dogs deserve to live forever